Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
Talk about a big give: feel-good, Oprah-y vibes abound for you insatiable rams this week. After last month’s emotional breakdowns, Aries will finally get their shit together come April. But with Mars in retrograde, you need to strike while the iron’s still reasonably warm. Don’t fight the ticking clocks, embrace them: Deadlines are still looming, no matter how many times you’ve taken the battery out of your Timex Ironman.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Whew! Someone’s on a roll this month, eh? There’s never been a more powerful moment in time for your sign’s signature characteristics of passion, confidence and creativity to be expressed in their best light. Since every aspect of your life from bank account to bedroom is brimming with bliss, this is absolutely a time for you to decorate the details of your life with a splash of passion, too. Pour those creative sparks of yours all over projects like crafting the perfect mood-lighting for your bedroom, or painting “artistic” nudes on the ceiling. Who cares if you’re no Michelangelo? This week, you have the unofficial license to pretend.
bom esse horóscopo da nerve, hein?